The strange, awesome girl whose welcome post you must read and reply to because she is strange and awesome and deserves some love.

Hello people! *waves*
I am Venustas and I found this forum because I was going through the chatbox archives of another site (EVEY!! BREE!!! HIYAHHHH!!!)
My friends have no idea that I've joined

Well, I come from Australia, and have never, ever, ever, ever been out of Australia. Also, right now I crave tomato mince meat on toast. Yummeh.

Okay, you must know (this is utterly vital) I hate Bella, Edward and Jacob.
OMG! *ducks from rotten tomatoes*
MORE VITAL: I love and adore (and will terrorise you if you do also) Aro! I love and adore the Volturi too, but Aro is my true love! I swear!
And I can totally see myself braiding flowers into Marcus's hair ^^

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE:
Aro (true love <3)
Xavier (sexy Italian coffeeshop guy)
MILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (from Heros. My Milo day is not until Wednesday, though )

If you guys have actually read through this AND semi understood it, then you are true friends indeed. Indeed.

See y'all 'round!

Hello! I''m Alice, Welcome to UTS!

Why do you hate Edward? O_O He is so perfect ...

Anyways ... If you have any questions, comments or complains, feel free to PM me.

Alice Cullen wrote:

Why do you hate Edward? O_O He is so perfect ...

Says the woman who divorced him.

Welcome Venustas. I'm Aluna and this is Jackson.

Jackson: HOWDY!!!

He's hyper... and he needs a new leash.

I only divorced him because Anna made me! I didn't wanted to ...

But I'm extremely curious about how she could "hate" him ... how can someone hate perfection? huh? O_o ..

HEY fellow Aussie and Volturi lover!!
I really hope you join me in volturi house.
I'm Alice btw
and I also LOVE MILOOOOOOOOOOOO
I swear right now I am going through milo with drawal....
*thinks* milo milo milo

*pushes everyone out of the way*

My turn first *stomps foot*

ElloooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOO
Teag face

*huggles* And it is my Milo day today *raises eyebrows suggestivly*

Mwahha! Welcome to UTS, it's awesome here

Hey. I'm Mace. The first member of Carlisle House. I named this site =]

And I am mat, your soon to be favorite person of the male gender on this site. and the ladies love me XD, I think there will be some angry replies to that.... Ooh well, HAve fun on UTS, welcome here, nice to meet ya, and hope you have a great time!

mat, matty, (and occasionally spencertt)

HELLO ALL!!!
Alice (in wonderlandness), I think that you will be happy to know that I am AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE VOLTURI HOUSE!! OMG!!! CHAMPAGNE!!! WOOOOOO!!! AROOOOOOOO!!!
He's mine, btw ^^

Mat...I have heard of you...
Will you marry me?

HAHA!
Don't ask, I've already tired. *whispers* But he knows he wants me

KIDDING!
Hey Teag,

Ooh, and I hate Edward because he eats animals and his has bipolar disorder. It's tragic...

Bella is a suck up and Jacob likes Bella...

Mat wants me, Bree. You'll see

I don't think Mat wants anybody.
*waits for spencertt to slap her*
he'll be very angry when he reads this

Pst, he shouldn't be angry when he'll have a lovely little wife like me!
*pats Mat*
Just kidding, honey
I already have Aro and Xavier and Milo... o.O

Ahem.
Milo is ours not just yours.
And he doesn't want you, because he knows he really wants me
*is off topic*

But, again welcome to UTS Teag.

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*tackles* how are you love? and YES! YOU ArE VOLTURi HOUSE! no question XD

WELCOME TO UTS!

You wish, Evey. He's here murmuring loving words to me RIGHT NOW!! ^^

DIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
I'm BRILLIANT BECAUSE I AM IN VOLTURI HOUSE!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

LOOK! NOW I AM EVEY!

*laughs at Teag*

Gah! Look at how tired I am!
*cries* I need Aro

heyy hon
Mace here
lets chat sometime =]