Larissa-Wa, Dizzy-la, and Alice-La's FANTABULOUS BOO TEE FUL THREAD

here beauties
*waves and tries to fix her hair as she walks out of the garden*
OMG he totally ruined my hair!!
Anyways wait are we waiting for? We are going to be late!
and don't say its my fault yell at keith if you want

becuase they deleted all our wonderful beauty here it is again. They just couldn't appreciate it like us girls. Thanks Dizzy-la!

matty boy said: I feel powerful, i ask someone to do something and they do it.
Oohhh lesson 1. Why do people obey?

l:
Answer:because they are nice but they wont do it again.

m: WEll lesson one failed.......

Lesson II, why do girls like to flirt with boys?

a: to make themselves feel powerful


L: ROFL! HAR HAR! That's what I'm talking about! *high fives Alice like a guy* WHOO!

D: LMFAO! ALICE! GENIUS! LESSON TWO: PASSED

a: YAY *feels proud*

D: haha. i actually can't tell you if you passed. but i'll sya you did in my book XD

Answer to Lesson Two: Because flirting is a girl's tool to destory a guys mind withut having to lift a finger...just wink and blow a kiss, *snap* mind control.

L: *muffles laughter* i LOVE This class
Answer:Yeah. what they said



A: excactly!
well the unofficial score is
Mat - 1
us - 2000000


D: MUHAHA. okie. so. what is the official definition of philosiphy? like wikipedia or websters definition, please.

(i did that for the small benefit of mat's sanity...and the fact that his points will never catch up anyway XD)


L: hey, its only becuz hes such a great teacher *grins*


1 a (1): all learning exclusive of technical precepts and practical arts (2): the sciences and liberal arts exclusive of medicine, law, and theology (3): the 4-year college course of a major seminary b (1)archaic : physical science (2): ethics c: a discipline comprising as its core logic, aesthetics, ethics, metaphysics, and epistemology
2 a: pursuit of wisdom b: a search for a general understanding of values and reality by chiefly speculative rather than observational means c: an analysis of the grounds of and concepts expressing fundamental beliefs
3 a: a system of philosophical concepts b: a theory underlying or regarding a sphere of activity or thought
4 a: the most basic beliefs, concepts, and attitudes of an individual or group b: calmness of temper and judgment befitting a philosopher

D: thanks lariss!


L: NP fellow classmate

D: *salutes* this class has such helpful students! *high fives Alice and Lariss*

A: *highfives dizzy* we need mat to give us more questions *grins*
L: *high fives* its just what i BELIEVE in...
and yeah... wheres our professor?

D: tsk tsk! the TEACHER is late for class?! he's lucky i like learning here so much or else i might have to say something sarcastic!

hmm...how's about we quiz each other on philosiphy questions till he gets back?!

Q1. Why do statistics show that the pink handbags sell SO MUCH FASTER than the puke green ones? Why do you believe this?

Q2. Picture this! You're out on the town with your two best girlfriends *winkwinknudgenudgeclassmatescough* and you see a 50% off sale on the cutest jeans, but you also see a 35% off sale on your favorite brand of hoodies. Which sale do you go to before the mall closes? Why do you believe you chose this sale over the other one?

Q3. What are your personal views on Palin's choices? *coughclothescough* Why do you believe this?

A: one question before I do this
who is palin?

L: 1. Because, like, EW! Like only weird ppl wanna wear puke on themselves. Ew. Duh statement
*fiddles with her hair while chewing bubble gum*
2. OME!! SOOO I WOULD SOO pick the jeans! Jeans are sooo essential to life, and like hoodies just cover you up. bleh, who wants that? Jeans. Jeans all the way, only because I believe they are worth my money. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE FULL OF HOLES!!
3. *laughs out loud* Palin? Oh, she needs help alright. This is enough: Look at her. *rolls eyes*

D: Palin as in Sarah Palin, as in the idiot who McCain chose for his running mate for US President this year.

A: 1. Because people are attracted to pink becuase its femenin and that means women which means we are awsom!

2. Jeans becuase I'm cheap

3. Palin who?

D: Now you guys give me some questions to answerrrrrrr! *jumps up and down and pops her bubble gum while fixing her hair in teh mirror*


A: 1. Why do guys think about sex every few seconds?

L: ohk are you ready? *smiles*
A cute football guys walking by.. Like do you believe in full confronation of like a little here and there? I mean come on! HES SOOO CUTE! AND HES QUARTERBACK! *fans herself*

Your mom sees you busted ur car up how are you going to get to school? do you believe in manipulating her?

IMPORTANT QUESTION RIGHT HERE:
Ok. I got this. Barbie Pink nail polish or Hot Pink nail polish?

L: Answer: I like to think its because they are underdeveloped women who are trying to deny that they are women so they try to find the best way too convince us they arent

A: 1. I don't get your first question...

2. ANd manipulating. If I couldn't do that then I would never do anything!

3. Sounds like the sort of question Palin whould ask herself
but definatly HOT pink I mean it says hot which whould make you look hotter right? *batts eyelashes*

L: duh *licks top lip then purses her lips*


D:
Alice's Quiz: Well, darling, you see, it's all because they have these major self esteem issues. They get so jealous that we can pull of any look at any time that they want to be just like us, and they are so behind in the caveman years and try to make us think they aren't jealous in the best way they can

Lariss's Quiz: 1.OMFJ! *fans* he is a QUATER BACK! what answer is there to this besides the obvious?!
2. Well, like, I could always call up the quarter back and get a ride to school, or, like, tell her the mail man got mad at the mail box and like, hit the car or something! OR OR OR! I was going to make dinner like she like, told me to, and I like, went for fast food and hit like, a deer, and ws too grossed out to bring it home, like, even though it was TECHNICALLY fast food...Or! Daddykins could like, buy me a new one!
3. BARBIE PINK! IMMA BARBIE GIRL INA BARBIE WORORORLD mADE OF PLASTIC IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAn BRUSH MY HAIR *gets distracted at the mention of hair and speeds to teh mirror*

A: fast food ROLF!!! best answer ever

L: NO! your hair looks great! *pushes her out of the mirror* oh! I NEED MORE HAIRSPRAY

D: PSH! you did NOT just shove ME out of the way to fix your gorgeous hair, did you?!! it's beautiful doll, now scoot...*trails off as she bumps her out of the way and adjusts her hair*

L: NO! you're so freaking pretty people invited mirrors to remind everyone else how ugly they were in comparison! NOW LEMME IN!

A: cupcacke you don't have to fix it! *pushes out of the way* But mine is just a mess *pats her hair*

L: ugh! no, girls ur sooo pretty! i just want to chub ur cheeks *nudges them both*
D: oh psh! like you think i BELIVE you spent 6 hours on your hair to tell em mine looks better?!?!?! MOVE GIRLS! *pushes them over and sprays hairspray everywhere*

L: ome! ONLY THREE! and girl.. ik that bush didnt become maintained by a simple miracle. you must have had the whole SWAT team to help you with that

A: I hope that hot football player walks past again
*looks around*

L: NO!! i dont look pretty enough yet! MORE MAKEUP!

A: OMG your right what was I thinking!! I need the hairspray!
D: Mr. Matty Boy Sir, this is an apology! We know we took our beauty and distracted your purpose as a teacher, so we left for a little while...but we'll still be here for you!

*swishes hips and links arms with the other girls as she walks out*

*running to class wildly while applying lipstick and tying to put on her pick high heels*
Hey Beauties!!

Well of course on that fantaboulous makeup course in the vergin islands
and OMG *clasps dizzy on the shoulders* there were the hottest guys!! *winks*

OME! *swirls around*

where is larissa-wa?! we have to share them *mutters*

Girl, why are you muttering? I had to go to my hairdressers. I need a stress reliever and you know how the salon is the place for that! *licks lips and puffs her hair volumously*

well ot looks amazing sweetheart! Though I always find that manicures are the thing for stress. *shows her long hot pink sparkly nails* Like when I saw on the quiz that of course hot pink nails made you hotter I just had to get them!! And I mean like you can never go wrong with sparkles

THANKS! I like glitter more than sparkles personally dolls.

At least this isn't a corner...

This s a beautiful thread indeed!

hells yes! *blows on her nails*

paits? indeed so? I dont like the word much without an N. the n makes it fun. *paints nails with her new polish* *whispers into alice-la and dizzy-la's ears* its PURPLE! WITH BLACK GLITTER

black glitter!! That is the best kind babe. Can I brorow? I'm so over my pink glitter i desperately need a change!!

*invades*

you don't have to invade the thread you just have to be beautiful! So WELCOME darling *hugs*

oh erm

*leaves*

I'm not beautiful

*sighs at mummys stupidness* of course you are!

anyway I need a dress for tonights big bash! What do you think styling red or sleek black? I need help I mean it so important to get it just perfect!

go red!

Yeah red will probably look better.

Yes Alice-la, red indeed! Soooo much better. The little black dress is a classic, but you can spice it up a bit!

I look better in red

oh girls you are such a great help. Red it is! Now where did I put thouse shoes...


^my dress but in red